Love/Insanity.

Anyone ever noticed that the pattern of love runs a remarkable parallel with the pattern of insanity?
I’ve known some of the most rational people imaginable turn into spectacularly moronic and ill-tempered individuals and all down to the ‘L’ word. A friend of mine is the type of guy, who in his younger and more prolific [...]

Soul mates.

When I’d finished writing my recent post about life in the office and I’d shut my laptop off, the conversation took a wild swerve away from the typically monotonous and headed towards the concept of love everlasting and soul mates. The office is mixed bunch of guys and girls and I all the people in [...]

What is your imaginary fine?

I don’t usually bother with these silly internet surveys you see pretty much everywhere you look on either Facebook or MySpace, but this one caught my eye.
It basically tells you to add all the fines for any of the nefarious acts listed below you may have done and you come up with a total you can [...]

Dumped by Edward Cullen.

I just came across something online I found astonishing.
There was a young man on a website who had posted a complaint about his girlfriend and the fact she had dumped him because he wasn’t like Edward Cullen of Twilight fame.
What the fuck happened to the world?
What exactly does she expect? Does she now need any [...]

Don’t let the door hit you in the Vagina on the way out.

Has anyone noticed that the line between what is considered stereotypical behaviour for men or women is a lot more blurred these days? If you go by what is considered ‘traditional’ then women enjoy girly pursuits like shopping or having a good gossip and men opt for the more rugged type of activity such as [...]

Today part 2 – Halloween.

Wooooooooooo, scary.
That’s about all I have to say on the subject, but I thought it couldn’t hurt to get into the spirit of things. I may even get myself a costume and head off into the dark of the night to obtain sweeties. Maybe not.
Much like my previous post, I am still pretty much blocked [...]

Attraction

Attraction is a funny ol’ thing, isn’t it?
Let’s take cult indie actress, Parker Posey. I watch a lot of movies and I’ve seen her in a few things here and there (Including Blade Trinity, which was shit) and there has always been something that I am utterly unable to describe to you that I find [...]

Waxin’ lyrical.

One of the biggest problems I had with my last blog (this is the last time I’ll mention it. Because, well, fuck it to be honest) is that I seemed to do a lot of pissing and moaning about a whole bunch of things that didn’t really merit the time it takes to pen (type) a scathing diatribe. [...]

Just a thought.

Man, I feel like hammered shit today. The dreaded ‘Man-flu’ has taken me over and I currently have similar energy levels to  an ageing and particularly bone-idle Sloth. I’m actually considering stopping typing and curling up under the duvet until I feel more human. I fucking hate colds.
Nevertheless, I’ll suck it up and proceed as [...]