Think about it (not too much though).

Delicate Flower’s site has the post ‘Without thinking too much’  and it’s basically a list of things that define you. She borrowed the idea herself from a blogging friend and I wanted to have a shot at it myself. I thought it really was a good idea (the credit for the idea should go to the [...]

Relaxation therapy.

Some days at work have me at the point of drooling madness. The vast majority of the time I manage to walk around with my head in the clouds totally oblivious to my surroundings. But today I felt like I could of quite happily set the place ablaze and watched the towering inferno that would [...]

Absence.

I’m having a bit of trouble getting online at the present – my home connection is fucked so I occasionally have a qucik snoop using a PC at work, but this doesn’t afford me the time to post amything considerable or comment in any depth.
It sucks.
I hope to be back in full-flow before long, so [...]

Office life.

I’m sat in the sales office at work at present and the thing that’s occurred to me more than anything is that for the majority of the time it’s the most vapid and tiresome of atmospheres. For hours on end people sit at their desks rapidly typing away without saying a word to close-by associates and colleagues. The [...]

Authority figures.

I have a huge problem with authority figures of a certain persuasion.
I probably have a bit of a problem with all authority to be honest, but there is a select type more so than any of the others that really just aggravate me beyond the realms of comprehension.  The kind I’m talking are very much the [...]

Your gainful employment?

Today I’ve bought my Laptop into work to sponge off the internet connection here – mine at home has began playing up and I can’t get a decent connection, instead all I get is pure rage and an urge to destroy something for no reason. I’m having one of those days were I don’t much [...]

Chuck Norris-isms.

Chuck Norris. Arguably the most terrifying human being on the planet.
I just found some “Chuck Norris-isms” surfing the web and they made me laugh so hard that I just covered the screen of my laptop with Muffin and Tea. Here’s a few of my favourites:

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot [...]

How to get yourself into debt.

I’ve had some pretty spectacular troubles with debt over the past few years and it’s only recently I’ve began to see a bit of light at the end on the seemingly endless tunnel of being penniless. I am currently sat at home a little pissed off because I’m broke as a joke and I’ve another 2 weeks [...]

Dreams.

I’m one of those people who dreams pretty much every night. My Mother is the same and I guess it’s one of those things that’s been passed down into my genes from hers. She documents her dreams the moment she wakes up in a little journal she keeps by the bed so she can scribe [...]

What is your imaginary fine?

I don’t usually bother with these silly internet surveys you see pretty much everywhere you look on either Facebook or MySpace, but this one caught my eye.
It basically tells you to add all the fines for any of the nefarious acts listed below you may have done and you come up with a total you can [...]