At last, an Internet connection of my own!!

Today sees my belated (and hopefully triumphant) return from the doldrums of life without the Internet. Thanks to obtaining the wonders of a T-Mobile connection, I am now able to post articles at my leisure, and with a great deal more consistency than on previous occasions.

So what’s new?

Well nothing particularly earth-shattering, but then I’m all about the celebration of mediocrity – I enjoy writing about my own personal life and most topics discussed are of a personal interest. I’ll start with a little note about my current fascination of curious sexual acts – not partaking in them, oh-no, but bringing them into the conversation as I find them fucking hilarious. A notable example of this was the hilarity that ensued from the topic of “Tea-Bagging” being breached. “Tea-Bagging” is the sensual act of dipping your testicles into a man/woman’s mouth in a fashion not dis-similar to that of a Tea Bag being dipped into a mug of hot water – hence the name. Call me sick in the head if you will, but to me such a bizarre fetish is beyond twisted and should be categorised as just plain funny. The premise of “Tea-Bagging” alone amuses me, but the premise plays second-fiddle to people’s reaction to it in comedic terms – it’s usually met with either repulsion, or dis-belief that such a outlandish procedure not only exists, but is put into practice on a regular basis. A small, select few take great offence to it, but their just prudes, so lets not concern ourselves with them.

In football news; a win for the Arsenal tomorrow at lowly Derby will see me win a season long bet with Mr. Neil Rigby. The bet was 50 pounds on Arsenal finishing higher than Liverpool at the end of the Premiership season. Victory for the Gooners tomorrow will see Liverpool over-taking us become a mathematical impossibility, and in turn will extend me the glory of taking Rigby’s money off him – something I’ll take great pleasure in after the abuse I received relating to our exit from the Champions League.

Good times.